Saturday, July 27, 2013

My Favorite Movie Musical Moments

           I finally got around to seeing Les Miserables (2012) the other night and I thought it was solid, but nothing too innovative. Anne Hathaway did blow me away with her performance as Fantine and “I Dreamed a Dream.” The film and Hathaway’s performance in particular made me think of my other favorite numbers from movie musicals. Here they are, in no particular order: (I tried to find clips from YouTube, but I couldn't for a few.)

Cabaret (1972) - “Maybe This Time”

Joel Grey’s Master of Ceremonies is my favorite character from the film, but “Maybe this Time” is the most poignant song from the film. It sums up the optimistic, yet cautious attitude that Sally Bowles (Liza Minnelli) has adopted in response to too many past abandonments. That song alone tells us all we need to know about Bowles.

Dreamgirls (2006) - “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”

                Like Hathaway in Les Miserables, It can be argued that this one song clenched the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Jennifer Hudson. Seeing this during its theatrical release, the audience burst into applause after she finished the number, something I had not seen before or since. This is one of my favorite introduction to an actress I've ever seen.

Singin’ in the Rain (1952) - “Good Morning”

                Arguably the greatest musical ever made, Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen’s film is full of great sequences featuring recycled songs from past musicals. “Make them laugh” and the titular number are both classics; but it is Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, and Donald O’Connors’ rendition of “Good Morning” that always puts a smile on my face. It’s super catchy to boot.

The Wizard of Oz (1939) – “Somewhere over the Rainbow”

                What now seems like an obvious choice famously almost landed on the cutting room floor to make for a speedier trip to Oz. Like Minnelli’s number from Cabaret, This song serves as an encapsulation of Dorothy’s (Judy Garland) feelings and character. I used to watch The Wizard of Oz at least weekly as a kid, and I would always watch this song, then fast forward to the tornado scene.

Once (2007) – “Falling Slowly”

                2007 was, in my opinion, the greatest year in film that I have seen during my lifetime. Out of all the great films released that year, Once is probably my second favorite. It was one of those films that I didn’t know a lot about going into and it surprised me, putting me in a good mood for the rest of the day. The secret to its charm is in its simplicity. It’s not overly choreographed and doesn’t even have a plot, really. It’s about two people connecting at the right time and the right place. “Falling Slowly” is the first glimpse at that connection. 

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) – “The Sidestep”

                This is without doubt the cheesiest film on this list. It is the standard southernspolitation that Burt Reynolds excels at with musical numbers thrown in. It’s not even that great of a film. That being said, there is something infectious about Charles Durning’s Texas Governor dancing in the corridors of the Capitol while avoiding the press that is attempting to hold him accountable. Durning’s large frame along with his fast paced dance moves are a bizarre juxtaposition that is hard to take your eyes off of. You find honest depictions of the political system in the strangest places sometimes.

Chicago (2002) – “Mr. Cellophane”

                Although the film is known for its jazzier numbers, John C. Reilly’s lone solo performance is what won me over while watching Chicago. I think the surprise of seeing Reilly singing so well is part of why I love it so much. It’s crazy to think that Reilly was in 3 of the 5 Oscar nominees for Best Picture that year, including getting a nod himself for this film. He’s since sort of reinvented himself as a member of the “frat-pack”, but his recent performances in Roman Polanski’s Carnage and Lynn Ramsay’s We Need to Talk about Kevin hint at a return to more dramatic roles.

The Muppet Movie (1979) – “Rainbow Connection”

                My 9 month old son has started to fall in love with Sesame Street, Elmo in particular. It’s amazing that Henson’s Muppet creations are still relevant and vital in the digital age. It’s likely due to the heart behind the felt creations. This is perfectly summed up by Kermit the Frog’s rendition of “Rainbow Connection” from the original Muppet film. It was nominated for a Best Original Song Oscar, losing out to a song from Norma Rae that I’ve never heard of.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) – “Sweet Transvestite”

                I’ve never gotten the Rocky Horror screening craze. I love the film, but all the audience participation and props and bad re-enactments only serves as a distraction to me. I’ve been to a few of them, but I always end up getting annoyed at not being able to pay attention. I guess I’m a grouch. My favorite moment in the film has to be the introduction of Tim Curry’s Frank-N-Furter. Curry’s career longevity is a testament to his acting abilities because a lesser actor would have surely been type cast following this film.

The Producers (2005) – “Springtime for Hitler”


                There is something so absurd and ridiculous about this song that it makes me forget how offensive it really is. In the same way that Once finds charm in simplicity, This number’s secret is its over the top choreography, costumes, and editing. It’s also dangerously catchy. I have found myself unconsciously singing it out loud in public on more than one occasion.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Bad Movies: Escape from L.A.

Released 15 years after Escape from New York, John Carpenter’s Escape from L.A. rehashes the original plot as Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) is again dropped in a dystopian metropolitan area on a mission from a villainous U.S. President. The film was a huge flop both critically and financially, but most of all, artistically.
Carpenter and Russell together made several classics during the eighties, including The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, and Escape from New York. By the time Escape from L.A. came around, both were in a bit of a slump. Carpenter had just directed the ill-conceived remake of Village of the Damned and Russell’s flattop hair style had appeared in the crap fest, Stargate. It is easy to see why the two would want to capitalize on their past success, I just wish they would have brought their A-game. Here are ten reasons why Escape from L.A. is cinematic garbage:
1.       The CGI. It is beyond bad. Three years earlier, Spielberg revolutionized movie-making and made audiences believe dinosaurs existed in Jurassic Park. This film looks like a bad video game, and the effects are worse than the SyFy channel’s bargain basement monster movies. Carpenter has used practical effects in such inventive ways in the past that it is a shame he didn't employ them here.
2.       Kurt Russell’s acting. Russell’s characterization in this film plays more like an over the top Clint Eastwood impression than the bad-ass Snake. I’m sure the script has a lot to do with that, but Russell is listed as a co-writer. I guess that doesn't let him off the hook.
3.       Kurt Russell’s stunt double. It’s pretty convenient that every time Snake does something dangerous, his back is to the camera and his big hair is blocking his face. I suppose it is more believable than the amateurish green screen work of the rest of the film.
4.       Stacy Keach’s pony tail.
5.       The “message”. Carpenter brilliantly satirized U.S. politics in They Live. It is perhaps one of the best responses to the Reagan administration on film. Here, the satire is both lazy and heavy handed. Sure, Cliff Robertson’s President vaguely foretold the religious zealotry of George W. Bush, but in a completely silly way. Also, the President’s daughter is named Utopia? Way to hit us over the head with ironic symbolism.
6.       The year 2013. Why is the fashion of choice in futuristic 2013 black leather? Why is grunge rock being played from the thugs cars? Why is the password on the MacGuffin only three numbers? Shouldn't it be at least twelve digits; including an uppercase and lowercase letter, at least one number and one special character?  Come on, 1996!
7.       The helicopter sequence. How does the helicopter catch on fire and burn everyone in the back seat, without the fire spreading to the front? Snake’s luxurious hair doesn't even catch on fire.
8.       The supporting cast. I am a fan of Steve Buscemi, Pam Grier, Bruce Campbell and Peter Fonda; but they are at their lowest in this film. Buscemi’s character somehow has zero personality, which I didn't think was possible. Pam “The Man” Grier should be offended by this film, as should transvestites the world over. She is dubbed with the deepest voice I've heard this side of Darth Vader. Is it supposed to be funny? I missed the joke. Campbell would seemingly excel in a film like this, but he isn't allowed enough screen time to have any fun with his character, instead only serving as the obligatory plastic surgery in L.A. joke. Finally, I have no idea what Fonda is doing in the movie. He serves no purpose other than to deliver lines such as, “far-out” and “bitchin’, man.”
9.       Surfing ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
10.   And hang gliding ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I wish that Carpenter and Russell had gotten together and wrote something that was more than just a lazy remake of the original. I believe that the Snake Plissken character lends itself to franchising. Putting the character in a different situation with more dynamic motivation could have yielded a much better film. Instead, we got post-apocalyptic surfing and hang gliding. Shame.